Recently I rented a room from this nice old farmer (Farmer John).It%26#039;s actually a loft located in a barn right above where Farmer John keeps cattle and horses. Recently one of his cattle died right below my loft while farmer John was on vacation. Me being a city boy and not knowing what to do I just left the carcus there reckoning farmer John would be back from Florida in a week to bury it. Well, within a few days that thing started to smell bad. Make a long story short,recently I%26#039;ve been getting these bumps on my scrotum sack and iner walls of my upper thighs near my scrotums. They itch badly and no matter how much I shower I still smell down there. So I decided to pop away at these bumbs and low and behold out shot this white puss, so I squeezed some more and out come%26#039;s this maggot larva. Wriggling around on my nut sacks, when I showed my gal this she couldn%26#039;t stop throwing up. Now she wont return my calls, I dont know why? Should I see a Dr, or wait to show Farmer John and ask him?|||you have way too much time on your hands...|||Duh, if you are this stupid wait for Farmer John. You have a parasite of some kind. Seek medical attention.|||LMFAO!!!! MF, that is too f%26#039;in funny!!!!!
What a way to get the weekend started!!!!!!!!!!!!!!|||Oh my gosh, you need to get to the emergency room.|||Wow, just...wow.
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